But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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