3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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