I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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