So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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