I don't think brook has ever known best
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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