I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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