That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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