You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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