Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i came on her dog
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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