Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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