I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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