Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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