Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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