As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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