shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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