if you like me you must not know who I am
I think i peed on brittanys purse
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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