We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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