our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I AM VODKA MAN
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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