I showed him my bush... on skype.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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