Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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