normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i believe in u and ur pee
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