Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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