Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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