so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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