Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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