I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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