ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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