Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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