So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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