drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Come see our sink grown plant.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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