Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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