he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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