Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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