he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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