bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So vagazzling was a success
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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