hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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