So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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