so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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