At least make sure they are 18
Why
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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