I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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