She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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