We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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