I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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