I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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