They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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