Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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