just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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