I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
COCAINE IS GR8
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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