Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We have started to decorate penises.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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