Buhtt sex?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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