I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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