We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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