He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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