I forgot how hot balto sounded
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Are we still banned from the library?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Randomize
